January 21, 2020

20 Best Pickup Lines of all Time

— I am fighting the urge to make you the happiest on earth tonight.

— Hey there, I wanna get some coffee cause I like you a latte.

— I don’t speak tongue , but I kiss that way.

–I am so Obama that I will make false promises to you.

–Remember me, Oh that’s right! I have met you only in dreams.

–Do you want the date and time? I want to remember the exact moment i meet you.

–Hey baby I am a balloon , blow me.

–You must be a magician because every time I look at you , everything else disappear.

–You must know a good rain dance because you are making me wet.

–Is your name Insomnia coz you keep me up at night.

–My magic watch says you don’t have any underwear on , Oh you do, It must be 15 mins fast.

–You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.

–Do you have time, time to write down my number.

–You are so hot , that my zippers are falling for you.

–tell you tits to stop , they are staring at my eyes.

–Its not the length of the vector that counts , its how much force you apply.

–Was your father an alien, coz honey on planet earth there us nothing else like you.

–I was wondering ? Do your lips taste as good as they look.

–You must be square root of minus one , because you  cannot be real.

–You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

–When God made you, he was showing off.